I’m all for being healthy, but this does not really inspire me to jog in place:
If you run even more you can explore different parts of the pixelated island!
I really feel for maximum motivation, the jogging course should be replaced by something like this:
These guys I would totally run from
I know it doesn’t fit Ninetendo’s cutesy image, but it would be a lot more fun. The second level could involve fighting zombies in hand to hand combat, featuring the same air punches and kicks that the Wii strength exercises do, but instead of looking at this:
You would be fighting, kind of like this:
And maybe after you level up, the hammer becomes a chainsaw
I realize fighting zombies in hand to hand combat is kind of unrealistic, but it could be anything. Dinosaurs. Bears. The Mafia. I would even settle for an exercise version of Mario Teaches Typing where you punch blocks and kick giant turtles to death. I don’t understand why this idea isn’t already available, or, failing that, why I am not a millionaire right now.