I know I’m the kind of person who usually gets way into traditional music and dance no matter how ridic, but I’ve always hated the polka, ever since we learned it in Southern Belle School. It seemed like no one else really knew how to do it either, and we’d all end up awkwardly hopping around the room not knowing what to do. Then a guy who looked just like Mr. Clean got on my dance card at the ball and it was ALL KINDS OF POLKA DRAMA.
Anyway, I have decided to change my mind:
Polka bands are clearly AWESOME. I want to form my own to cover Lady Gaga songs. I call accordion!
Also, I’ve been getting so much Russian spam on my blog that when I signed on Google was all: “We’ve noticed this page is in Russian, do you want us to translate it for you?” and I was all “STOP OVERRIDING MY DEFAULTS BY SHEER NUMBERS, SPAMBOTS.” Don’t worry, I won’t give up the good fight.
Might I suggest reworking the lyrics of Miss(?) Gaga’s “Paparazzi” into “Polkarazzi”?
Lyrics are here:
http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/890/lady_gaga..the_fame..paparazzi.html
Remember to include references to beer, bratwurst and lederhosen.