Most people think that North Dakota is a barren wasteland, continually buried under a thick blanket of snow and ice. Though this is mostly true, there is a two week window where it is habitable which doesn’t get that much publicity. Speaking of publicity, North Dakota’s current advertising strategy is a picture of an empty interstate, fields on either side, with the caption “North Dakota: The Morning Commute”. Since I only saw these ON THE INTERSTATE that was pictured, I think it was a great way to drive the point home: “Nothing here! Our state is totally empty!”
Which is strange, because it’s not ENTIRELY true, and you’d think the state tourism board would want to capitalize on these exceptions. Here they are, the best three things to do in North Dakota:
1. TRAVEL THROUGH TIME
There are a number of ways to do this but the best option is Fort Lincoln where the tour guides are all wearing period costume and pretend that it is 1876 to the point of being kind of annoying.
2. Make the Acquaintance of Interesting Locals
Like this!
Apparently they often hang out in trees. And I was told this by a girl wearing a paisley bonnet, so you know it’s true.
That porcupine is terrifying!
I know!! I was scared it would drop out of the tree and onto my head.