Since Easter is coming up, I thought it would be appropriate to check out the most expensive things you can buy on Etsy in the “Holiday” category. Maybe it’ll get you into a festive spirit.
First up, Birthdays which offers us this $1,850 custom flag:
Halloween has a fairly predictable entry offering to make your dream outfit for $5000. The best example they gave was this:
Valentine’s Day, also pretty standard, with this $800 brooch:
The most expensive item I found was this $13,999 menorah in the Hanukkah category. Made of silver, gold plating, and Jerusalem stone and shipped from Israel:
The same seller claimed both the St. Patrick’s and Thanksgiving categories with these custom made wreaths:
Apparently there’s such a high demand for these artistic works that you have to preorder months in advance:
For a mere $5000 you can buy this “art piece” made of different photographs of the Basilica de Virgen Guadalupe. Apparently this has something to do with Day of the Dead:
Speaking of art that probably isn’t related to the category it’s found in, look what’s waiting for you in New Year’s! It’s this $1600 pineapple embroidery!
Meanwhile, over at Independence Day, we have some art you can wear: “scarves of jewels bead scarves.” It looks like you’re paying $449 to be hella uncomfortable, but what do I know:
I know you’ve been waiting for Easter, and you won’t be disappointed. $2150 giant fiberglass egg!
I saved my favorite for last. If you’re a rich person searching for Christmas things on Etsy, you can’t go wrong with this undeniably Christmasy “VENUS dress“:
It’s $3500 if you buy this one, or $4000 if you want one made to your measurements. But that’s a steal because it’s made out of “handpainted lamb leather” and “is unique, one of a kind dress existing in the world.” There, I’ve solved your Christmas shopping for you in April. You’re welcome.
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