The Plaid Pladd

Most of the things caught in my spam folder were really repetitive this month, and not even worth reporting on. However, I managed to curate a few gems for you:

On this post about finding my Second Grade Journal:

assurance chien writes:

I agree with you but It would be nice if you cite your sources next time. I think it’s really important. TY.

Thanks for keeping me honest, assurance chien! I thought I could get away with just a picture of the cover of my second grade journal, but I can see you’re a stickler for the truth, so here’s the APA citation for your records: Ladd, P. R. (1995). Second Grade Journal. Unpublished manuscript. Hope that clears things up.

mutuelle animaux pas cher writes:

Thank you for this! It is very detailed but I admit that sometimes it is too technical for me … make a simplified version next time See you read

I’m guessing from your name that maybe English isn’t your first language, which would explain why deciphering my phonetic scrawl is so difficult for you! Don’t worry, my current journals are far more grammatically accurate, although my handwriting has only gotten worse.

gold price writes:

My worst teachers was my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Hart who saw a classroom bullly literally pick me up and throw me completely over a classroom desk and I got hurt and was crying and she acted like nothing happened! He didnt get in trouble and I was left to cry at my desk and wasn’t checked on.

Woah, intense story, gold price! How could the teacher do nothing when one of her students was being thrown over a desk?? Clearly you graduated from the Elementary School of Hard Knocks.

On my Cosmo’s Bad Advice: Blueberry Yogurt Hair post:
Replica rolex writes:

Thank you for the sensible critique. Me and my neighbor were just preparing to do some research about this. We got a grab a book from our local library but I think I learned more clear from this post. I am very glad to see such great info being shared freely out there.

Thanks, Replica rolex! I’m glad you and your neighbor are both interested in trying to dye your hair red with ingredients from your kitchen. More people should experience the weird feeling of cold yogurt oozing over your head. I’m not surprised your library didn’t have the best information on this topic–they tend to only go for materials that are reputable or factually accurate in some way, and, as I said in the post, I’m just not sure blueberry yogurt is an effective way to do this. Although the authenticity of my results has been called into question by my new friend Shaniqua, who impugns the organicness of my yogurt.

Click here writes:

Hi my family member! I wish to say that this article is amazing, great written and include almost all vital infos. I¡¦d like to look more posts like this .

Thanks, Click here! You’ll have to remind me how we’re related. I didn’t know I had spambots on my family tree!

On the July Spam Report:

funny dog pictures threatens:

Thats a very nice Comment you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it..

I didn’t mean to run afoul of the spambot mafia! Don’t worry, funny dog pictures, patricialadd.com will give you anything you want! Provided what you want is more reviews of Sam Neill movies.

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